April 27th 2011

"THE HORROR!!

I have gleaned some terrible information from reliable sources. Primarily, I discovered the Will and Kate are in fact RELATED, by Thomas Leighton the cut-throat governer of Geurnsey who was also probably an alien.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1299794/How-Prince-William-Kate-Middleton-related-thanks-Tudor-tyrant.html

But I was about to find out, the truth was much much worse. I had been out with my shotgun microphone, GPS tracking devices and psychic dog Steve doing some reconnaissance work around Menwith Hill, but after pointing the mic at what turned out to be a loose chicken for over an hour, I retired to my house.

When I got home, there was a message on my mobile phone from my room mate One Eyed Pete. It read;

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! THE QUEEN MOTHER HAS BEEN HIDING IN AN INCUBATOR MADE FROM A DEEP FAT FRYER IN A CHIPSHOP IN BERKSHIRE REGENERATING HERSELF USING THE FLESH OF A THOUSAND ORPHANS OR TINNED SPAM WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE WORKS JUST AS WELL AND PLANS TO MARRY HER GRANDSON AS A TOTALLY UNNECESSARY AND EXCESSIVE METHOD OF CONTINUING THE ROYAL BLOODLINE! ALSO I MADE DINNER BUT YOU WERE OUT SO I LEFT IT FOR YOU IN THE CAT."

As I finished reading, the cat hiccupped, which he only does when me and Pete have made a breakthrough or when I give him emetics to retrieve my dinner.

When the evidence piles up and the truth comes gushing out like my dinner from the emetic addled cat in the bath tub, I realise why I continue to do this work.

Signing out."

The above message was sent out using facebook along with the new poster today.

I will shorten this to be sent in a text message to another small group along with the poster.

Poster 3: The Queen Mother Regenerates

With this poster I tried to be more careful with how I used the three greens that I selected for the initial poster. I'm trying to now limit myself to these three greens and use them to point towards the the parts of the illustration that are related directly to the shapeshifting lizards. Here I've bordered kate and the queen mum in green, and also put some in the light reflected in their eyes. I also tired a different border to frame the image with the green used for the background of the text. I feel I let myself down by now measuring the text out properly in this image, it looks slightly scrappy.

They are related through a distant tudor relative. Apparently.

Wills and Kate, kissing cousins! How the Royal lovebirds are related thanks to a Tudor tyrant so bloodthirsty he's been airbrushed from history

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1299794/How-Prince-William-Kate-Middleton-related-thanks-Tudor-tyrant.html#ixzz1KjPc5E4J

Lizard Island, story progression and new poster

Today I have uploaded this poster as well as a new document about Lizard Island containing the following information.

"

An island resort Queensland Australia is a holiday destination that has been a favourite for many celebrities such as Madonna, Jordan, Prince Charles, Albus Dumbledore and Kate Hudson. It is to be the honeymoon destination of Kate Middleton and Prince William "The Reptilian" Windsor.

The aptly named "Lizard Island" is also a home from home for th...e cold blooded reptile swine that control our minds by leaking mind alterating nano-swarms in our water supply, put built in obselescences into apple products and strychnine on LSD.

I also overheard a conversation yesterday while I was astral-projecting, where Prince William was talking to Kate Middleton saying he just couldn't wait to "get his tail out" (a expression used by the royals for relaxing) and impress her by "thrashing it around a bit."

I am now confused. I beleived that Kate Middleton was previously an innocent party.

Now I believe this may be more complex than was previously thought...

More updates soon."

I was also thinking about a story progression, with ending the document with this I thought I could possibly start to use the idea that the royals havnt died for a long time detailed in the babylonian brother hood documment and maybe suggest that kate middleton is the queen mother tomorow? I will have a think.

5 Days to go

So today Ive started a facebook group and am starting a text mailout to a smaller group that will happen daily, I will be releasing a poster daily up until friday.

This is the first document in the facebook group.

" “The Queen Mother... now that’s a serious piece of wizardry. The Queen Mother is a lot older than people think. To be honest, the Royal Family hasn’t died for a long time, they have just metamorphosised. It’s sort of cloning, but in a different way. They take pieces of flesh and rebuild the body from one little bit. Because it’s lizard, because it’...s cold-blooded, it’s much easier for them to do Frankenstein shit than it is for us."
Princess Diana in an interview with her personal confident, Christine Fitzgerald.
http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=64998
The Bablyonian brotherhood are shapeshifting reptiles that have ruled earth since people first started making stuff up to try and figure out what the fuck is going on.
All Pharoahs, Kings Queens and Rulers are most likely shapeshifitng reptilian humanoid with a lust for blood and a perdisposition for ceremonial buggery and public masterbation, as is Boxcar Willy and Peewee Herman probably.
They are the same race of gods known as the Anunnaki in the Babylonian creation theory, Enûma Eliš.

This FACT becomes espeically poignant when you consider that Kate Middleton, a good wholesome country girl who was born up a tree and raised on chip fat and pickled eggs is about to marry into one of the biggest families of the coldblooded nobbers that are known to our species.
Open your mind and realise that it is likely in the grand scheme of things that this could be really probably the only TRUE thing youve read today.
More news coming soon. "

The SMS message contains the poster and the message

"Its 5 days to go to the Royal Wedding! I have recieved news from the mothership that prince Willian is a shapeshifting reptile with a bloodlust and predisposition for ceremonial bum fuckery. Check the facebook group for more info! This mailout is in no way shape or form endorsed, sponsored or inspired by www.DavidIcke.com"

Honeymoon Location, Coincidence? I doubt it.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/lizard-in-hunt-for-royal-getaway/story-e6freon6-1225960409037 So the Prince William is planning to take his bride to Lizard Island ey! Well thats enough proof for me. "The newly engaged couple is rumoured to be seriously considering a romantic getaway at Lizard Island in north Queensland. The exclusive Great Barrier Reef resort has a history with royalty, with former guests including Prince Charles and the Duchess of York."

Something Old, Something New, Something borrowed, He's a Lizard.

Wake up Humanity! http://www.davidicke.com/ The Royal Wedding is just around the corner and I plan to expose the Royals, (or the Winsors..) for who they really are, Reptilian humanoids from another star system! On this blog I will provide the research I have done with the progress of the posters I produce to raise awareness on the run up to the royal wedding and the aftermath. So lets begin. OPEN YOUR MIND!