April 28th 2011 - A Psychic Attack!

"News just in from the mother ship! I was rooting through my draws of ancient calenders, manuscripts and takeaway menus last night when I came across an old scroll from Chicken Cottage. I ordered some dinner then went on the internet to see what would be happening this weekend.

It turns out that the Royal Wedding happens on the night before Walpurgis night, an Pagan Fyre Festival and night of ritual sacrifice from the days of Auld. It is also known as BELTANE, a night where hippies get together, paint each other red, drink booze and play with each other.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walpurgis_Night

http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/paganism/holydays/beltane_1.shtml

This all sounds fairly innocent until you realise it is on the same night that Adolf Hitler (the known antichrist) and Eva Braun (his sidekick) sacrificed each other in a ritual of self-fuckery.

I can only assume from this well rationized and compiled body of research that the Royal Lizardocracy are planning some sort of ritualistic sacrifice involving wierd bent knives, chains, fire and an evil Thugee Priest called Mola Ram.

In conclusion I believe the correct course of action is to launch an all out psychic attack, several hundred people or so reciting this powerful spell of revelation;

"Reveal your tail to us Prince Willy! Get it out stop being silly.

Weve heard its huge and green and mighty, so tell us the truth or we will get fighty."

All that is needed to amplify your thoughts is a basic cycling helmet wrapped in cling film with speaker wires attatched to it, stuff one end of the wire in your ear and the other in a plug socket.

Solidariy brothers and sisters."

I feel that this is the best poster so far, the text is balanced and well layed out, I think shortening the width of the "I" is a bad idea though. The colours however work very well and the absence of the tones of green used in the lettering in the main illustration was a good decision.

Again I sent a picture message out to a small group of people including the poster, a shortened version of the above text and a link to the facebook group.